I was carrying two paper grocery bags. You were walking by me in the opposite direction, carrying groceries, too, but only one bag. You asked if you could help and when I tried to explain that then your hands would be just as full as mine, I dropped a bottle of salsa, red, medium spicy Trader Joe’s brand (or Trader Jose’s, as you corrected me) but it didn’t shatter which we both found interesting.
Listen to BJ Novak reading the counterpart to this story, “All You Have to Do,” here.
I wear a bright red T-shirt every single day.
I’ve been doing it for years.
That’s all you have to do to meet the girl of your dreams.
Listen to Mindy Kaling read the counterpart to this story, “Missed Connection,” here.
Fox is formalizing its 2014-15 schedule, renewing the bulk of its Tuesday comedy block as well as Kevin Williamson’s serial killer drama The Following for additional seasons. New Girl, The Mindy Project and Golden Globe winner Brooklyn Nine-Nine will return for their fourth, third and second seasons, respectively, while The Following will be back for a third run.
Happy International Women’s Day, everyone! (or belated Women’s Day, depending on the time zone)
Photos of Jimmy doing the Polar Plunge makes my life 300% better.
comedy trifecta + alcohol
Something really cute that Lupita Nyong’o does on Instagram is pose her dress, shoes, accessories and awards/memorabilia together. As a Lupita stan and a photographer myself, I could not love this any more than I already do. Way too cute!